There was a knock at the door


There was a knock at the door, we all knew who it was and no one cared to open. We sat in silence, with bare optimism and desires of a dubious miracle.

I lit a candle,

Some of us prayed,

Bargaining for time,

Lord please don’t do this”

Some of us imbibed,

All of us hoped,

But we all knew

As our souls grew cold and our faces became weary, the time had come as the door became denial.

There was a knock at the door. There was death at our door, coming once again to take another person we all loved ever so deeply.

#RIP

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Top Ten Reasons Why Sex Is The Most Important Thing in The World


10. It’s NAAAICE.

9. Just think how many people had to have sex for you to be born.

8. It creates employment, across industries.

7. It supplements and sometimes even complements love.

6. It’s one hell of an ego booster.

5. Gives really/super damaged people one thing to be good/great at.

4. Its nonexclusive, chubbies, gays, priests, lezzies, wheelies etc, can all get sum.

3. One of the best distractions from life’s woes.

2. You can have it with the person you love the most. YOU.

And the number ONE reason why sex is the most important thing in the world.

1. The climax, orgasm…cuming…aaaaah ooooh. Mmmmmm, Oi. SATISFACTION.

So I decided that I know enough about sex to say stuff. So for the next seven days, I’m going to have a different sex topic.

I’m going to call this literary repertoire. SEVEN DAYS OF SEX.

Starting today, wish me luck!!!