The Pope and TD Jakes vs The Devil

I’d like to express my extreme point of view, I am in fact Christian and I’m not a Jew.

So I haven’t been going to church for a very long time. This is because abandon every single bad relationship. But the truth is I love my church. I am catholic, albeit a broken one. I know where my home is, I’ve just moved house and shacked up in a very different place, but every now and then I go back home. Home sweet home.

But home has been molested by scandal and the devils work. Home has been getting worse each and every single year I go back. In the past few months I’ve heard shocking things about catholic priests and I had to find a way to understand all of it.

This is just to make myself better, but yes know what exactly what the problem is.

Where there is a lot of good, there is a lot of evil too. Unfortunately, sometimes evil wins…but God dammit evil is now winning gold.

This got me thinking of how other Christian sects and their Good vs Evil Olympics are going. Good God fearing Christian preacher-men get to have thee most shocking children. Good God fearing men start having Charlie Sheen tendencies…they think they’re being sly but we see them. Okay ya, some catholic priest like boys and they have a fetish for strangling people. But perhaps there’s hope.

Every now and then I meet good people.  It gives me hope and comfort. I’ve met amazing nuns who just personify God’s love. I even got to become good friends with a few Billy Ray’s and Rosemary Ray’s (this is hoping Billy Ray a sister). Maybe all is not lost. I pray for them and for myself (I’m a Billy Ray by virtue of my pops John Paul, The 2nd ) that we all stay being the good Billy’s/Rosemary’s that we really are inside. And we should not and must not lose our way, no matter what happens. We’ve seen through other people how easy it is to lose one’s self.

So yes, the battle of good vs evil is going to be a very lengthy war. My faith tells me to always choose good and that it is good that will ultimately be victorious. In the final hour the arch angel, Mike The Mighty,  will come down from the heavens and go all Rambo on the devil’s ass.

I never know how to end my blog posts. Good thing I figured out “post-scripting”.


  • If you go to church, good for you, but you’re not better than anyone else who doesn’t.
  • This was inspired by Pitsi, Khuti, Tsakane, Sithembile, Thabo, Mpho and a lot of you other Rosemaries and Billies. The real ones not a Demi God like me.
  • I really hope this isn’t blasphemous at all. I’m not prim and proper like that.
  • Jo Brand is the funniest fatty in the world. Eff what you heard!
  • I will love anyone who believes in anything good. It doesn’t always have to be “God”. Some people are just not interested and its fine.
  • If money is your God, I love you too.
  • Posting this was my own little church.
  • Also church is something inside the fridge, God is like the kitchen, then some. So maybe there’s hope for ZCC people. I don’t know why I say these terrible things about ZCC people. Some of the loveliest people I know are hard-core members. But ya…the whole star and tea gig is just a willy nilly bad joke begging to be told.

I hope you all have a lovely Sunday.



About obialone
I'm random and unwise. I'm always seeking wisdom in its simplest form. I'm scared of not being scared, so I find ways to terrify myself. I care about everything, and I'm interested in all things. I reserve the right to change my mind, anytime. So in most cases I find it best to humble my opinion

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